creepy doll

was doing some spring cleaning in our woods and spotted a strange pink plastic object...

brought it up to the house for inspection...



"she" now guards the front of our house lawn jockey style from unexpected visitors - but the creepy crotch hole wasn't enough to keep the Jehovahs Witnesses at bay - they pushed through and gave jenn some pamphlets yesterday. for all we know they were attracted by "her". my neighbor commented, "seen that thing while sugaring for a cpl yrs and was too spooked to touch it." no crap. took me a full 5mins to get-up the nerve to touch it, then bring it up to the house - threw it in the trashcan in the garage and started having horror-movie flashbacks, couldn't have it in the house, that's how they get ya! who knows, maybe i can get water to flow outta that crotch hole into a goldfish pond or something.