Thursday, May 03, 2007

creepy doll

was doing some spring cleaning in our woods and spotted a strange pink plastic object...

brought it up to the house for inspection...



"she" now guards the front of our house lawn jockey style from unexpected visitors - but the creepy crotch hole wasn't enough to keep the Jehovahs Witnesses at bay - they pushed through and gave jenn some pamphlets yesterday. for all we know they were attracted by "her". my neighbor commented, "seen that thing while sugaring for a cpl yrs and was too spooked to touch it." no crap. took me a full 5mins to get-up the nerve to touch it, then bring it up to the house - threw it in the trashcan in the garage and started having horror-movie flashbacks, couldn't have it in the house, that's how they get ya! who knows, maybe i can get water to flow outta that crotch hole into a goldfish pond or something.

4 Comments:

At 5/03/2007 4:20 PM, Anonymous dr. mike said...

thanks man, im so relieved you found her. ive been worried sick about where she'd gotten off to. silly girl, getting herself buried in the woods. would you mind giving her a ride back to town next week? you might think that id give her a bath to clean up that crotch hole, but i wont. my bitch likes it dirty.

 
At 5/03/2007 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

very nice find i have the male version i found while gallivanting in the woods by my house maybe we could plan a play day

 
At 5/04/2007 6:43 AM, Blogger rick said...

yikes! looks like someone was doing a lil 'spearmentin with her hidey hole.

 
At 5/04/2007 11:28 AM, Blogger IF Chicks said...

Jehovahs Witnesses...
don't they believe only 144,000 people are getting into heaven or some finite number ?

Your doll needs a makeover..asap !

 

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