18" Green & Yellow IFab Steel Deluxe - Stolen from Fairfax, CA

just got a note from Parsons that some asshole(s) broke into his garage in Marin County (Fairfax, CA) and stole his geared IF steel deluxe. 18", green and yellow paint job, xtr integrated paddle shifters, mavic sl wheels, monkey lite carbon risers, thomson stem and seatpost, king headset, fox F80x fork.
if you see this bike on eBay, on Craig's list, or at your favorite pawn shop, beat them stoopid Chuck Norris style, then eat their liver with some fava beans. what shit luck. i know finding a stolen bike is pretty impossible, but thought posting this was better than nothing. why do some people suck? damn. thom doesn't deserve this, he's a pure ride addict, it's not like he's the kind of guy that owns an Audi S6, a couple of ti bikes and drives all of them poorly - that's whos bikes should get stolen! kinda like a "bike tax" for the rich.