Johnny? How Could You?

Johnny Damon has sold his baseball soul to the devil in a "secret" 52m, 4yr deal with the Yankees. Hold-on a second i have to go throw-up ...

First the Sox let Theo go, now they f' the goat on Damon. How in the hell do you lose the best lead-off man in the game!? Fire the two new incompetent GM's and get Theo's ass back in the big-man's chair. And fire Larry Luccino while you're at it, as he must have been Christmas shopping for Ortiz's new gold teeth when this deal went down. WTF? With the acquisition of Beckett and the possible elimination of "Mannie moments" for Tejada's consistency, i thought we were looking pretty good. At least we're finally cutting Millar's whining arse.

And to answer Dr. Mike's comment below, i've been training hard for the Highland Games all winter!: